You’ve been telling everyone that I’m sleeping with you? Well that explains why everyone’s been treating me like some dime store floozy, they all think I’m banging the boss!


seasnns:

girls don’t like boys girls like beadick and hogwarts aus




ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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There’s always gonna be a part of me that’s sloppy and dirty but I like that, with all the other parts of myself. Can you say the same about yourself fucker? Can you forgive? Are you any good at that?



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