You’ve been telling everyone that I’m sleeping with you? Well that explains why everyone’s been treating me like some dime store floozy, they all think I’m banging the boss!
girls don’t like boys girls like beadick and hogwarts aus
I can really complain about things now.
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
"You’re our little monkey"
There’s always gonna be a part of me that’s
sloppy and dirtybut I like that, with all the other parts of myself. Can you say the same about yourself fucker? Can you forgive? Are you any good at that?